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Last Person That:
Slept in your bed besides you? my mom because we had to stay a night at a friends house lmao
Saw you cry?: my mom @ my dr appointment
You went to the movies with? my dad mum and brother bcuz i was leaving 4 a month we went 2 c transformers
You went out to dinner with? my aunt & uncle yay!!
You talked on the phone to? my dad yo wassap pops
Made you laugh? my cousin lmAO

Would You Rather:
Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose
Be serious or be funny? funny obvvs
Drink whole or skimmed milk? neither bcuz lactose intolerant
Die in a fire or drowning? drowning damn
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? parents mann

Are You?:
Simple or complicated? simple but if u talk shit about somethin i love ull get it 
Straight, gay, bisexual or other? str8 but some girls r hot af u know
Tall or short? short ya
Right handed or left handed? left bruh
A lover of music or a lover of books? music mann

Do You Prefer?:
Flowers or sweets? sweets dang
Grey or black? blACK
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? colour
Sunrise or sunset? sunset dang ur all morning people ??
M&Ms or Skittles? skittles ya
Staying up late or waking up early? WHY DO YOU LIKE WAKING UP EARLY stay up late DANG
Sun or moon? moon moon
Winter or Autumn? fall
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best bitches
Rainy or sunny? rainy on home days sunny if its an out day like im going somewhere???
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla but im lactose intolerant
Vodka or Jack? wodka mann

About You:
What time is it?  10:44pm
Name? megatron
Nicknames? thomas tbh
When is your birthday? 10/27/97
What do you want? 2 much 2 type
How many kids do you want? 0
What would you name a girl?: i dont want kids but scarlet
What would you name a boy? ^ but jack
You want to get married? ya
What kind of music do you like? sludge/stoner metal, black metal, groove metal, alternative metal, goblin metal, heavy metal, hard rock, classic rock, blues rock, punk, punk rock


Nervous habits? i scratch my skin on my thumb with my pointer finger.
Are you double-jointed? nah
Can you roll your tongue? ye
Can you raise one eyebrow? ya
Can you cross your eyes? ye mann

Which shoe goes on first? left i think
Ever thrown something at someone? my hobby
On average, how much money do you carry with you? none LMAO
What jewellery do you wear? sometimes a wrist band or necklaces
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl wtf
Have you ever eaten Spam? nope
Favourite ice cream? MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP

How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? idk im not at home

Can you cook?: nahh

Alcoholic beverage? mudslide
Car ride?: here from the city
Song played? the fight - a7x
Person you saw? my aunt

(Source: surveyhaven, via guymemehomemchristo)

about the blogger


name: bornavillain
birthday: october 27
zodiac: scorpio
single or taken: solo
height: 5’2”
eye color: blue
middle name: megatron
favorite color: orange
lucky number: 6


hogwarts house: slytherin
favorite fictional character: batman hands down
favorite television show: supernatural and rupauls drag race
favorite season: fall
describe yourself in a few words: spooky
future children’s names: no
meaning of your name: transformer
what do you plan to/do for a living: live in toronto and be a programmer or musician
starbucks order: vanilla bean frapp but im more of a tims person


or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or lemon iced tea 
rain or shine 
reading or writing

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dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

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People usually think they’ll lose followers if they reblog or post a dick

But if it’s this guy’s

Nope, you earn them followers proudly

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